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Tay Cook (5) on defense. (Monte Dutton photos)

Tay Cook (5) on defense. (Monte Dutton photos)

Clinton, South Carolina, Wednesday, January 13, 2016, 10:42 a.m.

Monte Dutton

Monte Dutton

Another Tuesday, another high school basketball game. Another Monday, another national championship football game. The Clinton High School boys won. They’re 8-4. The Clinton girls lost. They’re 1-13.

It’s about right in both cases.

Some occurrences don’t often occur in the ACC. Last night marked the first time I ever remember a timeout being granted one team while another was already dribbling up the court. The referees did the best job they could, though. They didn’t make any more mistakes than everyone else did.

Broome's David Miller (4) jostles for position with Clinton's Jalen Carter.

Broome’s Damion Farr (5) jostles for position with Clinton’s Jalen Carter.

Last night we had some additional excitement at brightly lit Clinton High School Gymnasium. The crowd wasn’t large, but the visiting fans generally sit on the same side as the scorers’ table, and the Broome contingent made up for its lack of size by means of one heckler.

DeNaisha Floyd led the Clinton girls with eight points.

DeNaisha Floyd led the Clinton girls with eight points.

At one point, this fellow apparently listened to what the Clinton coach was saying during a timeout, or claimed he did, and then started yelling at the top of his lungs that Chris Wofford, the Red Devil head coach, didn’t respect the Centurions.

Kiah Young (4) shakes Broome's Cody Brown.

Kiah Young (4) shakes free.

“Hey! Y’all gonna take that!?”

I expect it was all a ruse. Wofford’s team has one victory. He respects everyone else.

Donrte Reeder (25)

Donte Reeder (25)

He later accused the clock operator of trying to cheat Broome by giving a foul to one player meant for another. Such a ploy, in the unlikely event that any veteran of keeping score would try it, has nothing to do with the clock operator, who was understandably insulted because he was just trying to do his job, and there were two keeping books, one representing the Red Devils and the other the Centurions, and the problem had been that the referee gave the scorers the wrong number. This was corrected, and the Broome player went to halftime with three instead of four fouls, and went on to spend most of the rest of the game on court.

DeNaisha Floyd headed to the basket.

DeNaisha Floyd headed to the basket.

Then the Clinton High School football coach arrived to try to cool things down, and the irate fan said the clock operator had tried to “intimidate” him. I was sitting there, aware that I was a journalist and had no business being in this line of fire, but all the clock operator had done was seethe quietly. I don’t think they’d even exchanged words. The fan was trying to play the “best defense is a good offense” card. He was the victim.

The woman sitting on the other side of me had warned earlier that “he can get rough.”

A fourth-quarter press was the key to the Red Devils' 62-55 victory.

A fourth-quarter press was the key to the Red Devils’ 62-55 victory.

As much as I wanted to tell that fellow that, if he eavesdropped on the Clinton huddle one more time, I was going down to the Broome huddle and tape-record every word its coach said and play it on the loudspeaker, but, of course, I didn’t. I just fancied doing it in case, this morning, I wrote a blog.

Well, pilgrim, somebody oughtta tell you a thing or two, but I won’t, I won’t … the hell I won’t.

John Wayne said something similar to the above in McLintock. It was just before the big mud fight.

Jalen Carter

Jalen Carter

Broome won the girls game, 39-30. Broome would have won it, anyway.

Clinton head coach Tosh Corley.

Clinton head coach Tosh Corley.

Perhaps the little standoff behind the table did some good. The fellow behaved during the second half of the boys’ game, or maybe the crowd was larger and louder, and it wasn’t as noticeable.

In retrospect, it was a good no-call.

Clinton is off to far Lancaster on Friday night, and I’m not too upset to eschew that trek. I’ll be in Laurens, where the Raiders are entertaining Greenwood.

Or maybe the entertainment will come from the fans.

Here’s my story on Tuesday night’s games: http://www.golaurens.com/sports/item/22672-cook-leads-red-devils-past-broome

(Jennifer Skutelsky cover design)

(Jennifer Skutelsky cover design)

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(Jennifer Skutelsky cover design)

(Jennifer Skutelsky cover design)

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(Joe Font cover design)

(Joe Font cover design)

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(Melanie Ryon cover design)

(Melanie Ryon cover design)

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About Monte

For 20 seasons, I mostly wrote about NASCAR. I'm still paying attention, but I'm spending more of my time these days writing novels and songs. I try to blog regularly on whatever happens to strike my fancy.
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