Too Many Innings Seldom Provide Happy Endings

(Monte Dutton photos)

(Monte Dutton photos)

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Clinton, South Carolina, Sunday, May 29, 2016, 10:24 a.m.

Monte Dutton

Monte Dutton

The Furman Paladins roared from behind to eliminate the top seed, UNC Greensboro, from the Southern Conference Baseball Tournament.

That’s not the game I saw. Au contraire.

Bacon: tasty but slow.

Bacon: tasty but slow.

When I was sitting in the front row, beyond the dugout, down the right-field line of Fluor Field, Samford eliminated the Paladins, 2-0.

It’s not altogether bad. The Friday-night game started late and ended well after midnight. I was watching the end of Stephen Colbert and mainly thumbing my Twitter feed when it ended. Had I gone Friday night, I definitely would not have written a blog the next morning. Or, quite possibly, gotten my lazy butt back up the road to Greenville.

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I got to Greenville — Fluor Field is the charming home of the Greenville Drive minor-league team — in time to watch Mercer storm from four runs down to edge Western Carolina, 8-7, or at least the final two thirds of it. I chatted a while with Steve White, the longtime WCU sports information director I knew well more than 30 years ago when I worked at Furman. Steve hasn’t changed a lot. We mainly did what we would have done in 1985, which was swap stories about Rick Covington and Ray Parlier.

DSCF3195The conversation was convivial and relaxed, perhaps in part because the Catamounts were ahead, 6-3, at the time.

Furman baseball coach Ron Smith trotted over once his team started loosening up. The game, scheduled for 3:30, didn’t start until 4:45, which made me start thinking about whether I can ever remember a baseball tournament at any level that ran on schedule. Smith, when I first knew him, was the point guard on an exceptional Furman basketball team and the shortstop on a decent Paladin baseball squad that would have been bad without him.

This solo home run by Samford's Jordan Fucci was all the Bulldogs needed.

This solo home run by Samford’s Jordan Fucci was all the Bulldogs needed.

Coach Smith was in a spot. A four-hour, wee-hours, baseball game, in which the teams combine for 25 runs, tends to be taxing on the pitchers. The losers were lucky. They got to go home.

Furman’s Jake Crawford, who hadn’t started a game since April 3, went eight innings, yielding nine hits but only two runs. It was rather heroic. The loss dropped him to 0-5 because the heroism was ultimately futile.

From the fifth through the eighth innings, the Paladins left nine men on base. In baseball, percentages have a way of catching up. The same team that produced oodles of two-out runs the night before ran into the buzz of seldom having anyone in scoring position until two were already out.

They lost four significant players to injury, stormed down the stretch 12-4, but wound up finishing 29-30.

They lost four significant players to injury, stormed down the stretch 12-4, but wound up finishing 29-30.

If all else is equal, the difference between being red-hot and ice-cold is generally the frequency of two-out hits.

Samford pitching kept the Paladins off balance.

Samford pitching kept the Paladins off balance.

Fluor Field is cut to Fenway Park’s dimensions, right down to a 37-foot wall in left. It also means that long fly balls spiral to a graceful death in the vast center field, and, all too often, that’s where the Paladins put ’em.

I had no appetite for Samford versus Western Carolina — the Catamounts won — so I bought some underwear at Sam’s Club and ate at a place we don’t have in Laurens County.

I got home in time to watch the best basketball game I’ve seen lately.

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About Monte

For 20 seasons, I mostly wrote about NASCAR. I'm still paying attention, but I'm spending more of my time these days writing novels and songs. I try to blog regularly on whatever happens to strike my fancy.
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2 Responses to Too Many Innings Seldom Provide Happy Endings

  1. Bobi says:

    It’s probably not your thing, but the next time you go to Greenville, could you include something about the Swamp Rabbit trail? I read where it goes thru the Furman campus and I’m curious to read a personal view of the trail. I’m mostly a nascar fan but like to check out trails. Never been near Greenville so thought maybe you could provide some insight as to whether it’s worth a trip.

  2. Monte says:

    Bobi, I don’t do stories on demand. My blog is pretty much what I want to write about. This is for fun. Arthritic knees make walking to the mailbox a chore. I’m sort of flabbergasted you want me to write what you want. Most people who do that pay me. I’m more likely to watch the Swamp Rabbits hockey team.

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