Clinton, South Carolina, Sunday, February 28, 2016, 12:48 p.m.
This morning I heard that Donald Trump is again balking at the notion that he will support the Republican presidential nominee in the unlikely event it is not he.
The Donald doesn’t like the way he’s being treated. What this means is that, as soon as Trump elicits the necessary amount of fear and loathing from all the Reince Priebuses, he will probably sign “the pledge” … for the third time.
The man who has stood on a platform, behind a microphone, and let F-bombs, some of them compounded, fly, is now offended by the language of former Mexican president Vicente Fox.
The $*#@!>+@$ loser! Depictions of Trump’s language begin and end with dollar signs.
The leader in the presidential race is citing an audit as an excuse for withholding his tax forms. He recently said he thought he was regularly audited because he’s “a strong Christian.”
Lest we belly-laugh too obviously, his supporters, the “evangelicals,” warn us all not “to judge.” The Bible says we shall not judge.
Except that it doesn’t. The Biblical story of The Mote and the Beam is in Chapter Seven of the Gospel of Matthew, verses one through five. The moral lesson is to avoid hypocrisy and self-righteousness, not that anyone would ever expect such from Trump, but what the central passage (Verse One) says is, “Judge not, that ye be not judged.” Some would argue that it says don’t judge others, lest God judge you, but in the context of the proverb around it, what it basically means is “don’t throw rocks in your glass house.”
Or, don’t get offended at F-bombs if you hurl them yourself.
I no longer believe in the prominent voting bloc being identified as “evangelicals.” It seems to me that the “evangelicals” who support Trump are really just a part of a larger set, the “angries.” I don’t believe their love of Trump is related to godliness.
Then again, I’m judging.
One has to judge. One has to judge whether or not the woman applying to clean up the house is likely to steal something from it. One has to make a judgment over whether a candidate for president really wants to be dictator. One has to make a judgment over whether a man like Trump knows any other way.
If judgment is a vice, then heaven is having trouble keeping the condos filled.
If Jesus said what I think He said, and told a story I think He told, then it’s perfectly righteous to be offended at Trump’s hypocrisy, not to mention his immodesty and the passionate love he feels for himself. The IRS is attacking his “Christian beliefs.” Meanwhile, Trump is trying to find a camel that will go through the eye of a needle.
Trump recently retweeted this scripture:
“It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep.”
It’s from gospel of Benito Mussolini.
Luckily, it can’t happen here. Trump is a lot more reasonable than he lets on. Hmm. Of whom have I heard this before?
All the people who wound up being maniacs.
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